Issue 19: "Please Name Children Properly..."

The kitty advises the general public to refrain from naming their children "Honey". Why is this, you might ask? Because the kitty knows someone in school with such a name. The following are two situations that took place in reality:


Situation 1.

The kitty is on the phone with Person A, walking towards the bus-stop with Honey. Honey parts ways at the first bus-stop.

Kitty from Hell: "Bye Honey!"
Person A: "WTF?"


Situation 2.

The kitty is at a chalet, very sleepy after having drank quite a bit. Honey comes out of the toilet, opening the door and pouring light into the dark room.

Kitty from Hell: "Turn off the lights, Honey."

X~X


Kitty Press Issue 19: "Please Name Children Properly..."

Kitty Status: A bit worried it might have forgot to pack something.


This is the kitty's last entry before going to Japan! Hopefully the kitty can blog from Japan! If not just short updates on Facebook.

Take care everyone!

Issue 18: "Kitties Don't Get Holidays?!"

The kitty's internship has just ended last friday. No more waking up at 7am everyday, rushing to eat breakfast (sometimes skipping it altogether), and no more rushing to school to clock-in attendance before 9am.

BUT WHY.

Why is the kitty not on holiday yet?! What is this about there being "no holiday"? The kitty has to go back to school roughly three to four days a week to work on that darned underwater piece of metal until the holiday ends! The heck, kitties don't even swim or like water! >:

So the only holiday the kitty gets is the nine days the kitty will be spending in Japan (Supervisor was seen unpleased about it >:).

If that is even considered a holiday. The kitty has to spend it with that annoying bugger =.=" Yes, the "bugger". The bugger who annoys and pisses off this kitty every week without fail over trivial matters, the bugger who is jealous of a girl being close to me because he thinks she's taking his place, the bugger who keeps threatening me that he can slap me if he feels like it (not that I'm bothered at all about it *huffs* >:) *ends tales of the bugger because the words going through the kitty's mind are beginning to turn vulgar*.

The kitty needs a life. And a strong alcohol drink. Yes. I shall get that after I finish writing my report which is due tomorrow.


Kitty Press Issue 18: "Kitties Don't Get Holidays?!"

Kitty Status: Aching everywhere and panicking over uncompleted tasks.


BlazBlue cosplay in 6 days! Costume % done = 2%.

Kitty has just went for judo grading and is yellow-tip now! Official tournaments, beware of this kitty UFO-ing your way! (please prepare UFO landing pad outside the dojo o_o).

Alcohol <3

Issue 17: "Lucky White Ranking Kitty?"

This is the tale... of a kitty who ranks only a white belt and competes in a friendly Judo tournament with Hong Kong players...

The kitty, being only roughly 43kg, was competing in the lightest weight category. Apparently the kitty and its comrades were anticipating a balanced and level match with the competitors. They were wrong. All, and I mean ALL of the competitors were green or brown belt-ranking.

The order of our ranking goes like this: White > Yellow > Orange > Green > Blue > Brown > Black

The kitty was the only white belt in its category. Apparently, it was a knock-out system. There were six of us in our weight category, so we sparred three in a section. The other two in my section was a brown belt Hong Kong player and a green belt 15 year old from our dojo. The first round was the two of them, and our green-belt comrade won. Then the kitty did not have a match as the competition shifted to the heavier weight categories.

... whut? o.O

Then the sensei yelled at the kitty saying the kitty was great and all. FOR ENTERING THE FINALS. WHUUTTT??

So this is what happened. Knock-out system causes two default people to compete, then the other automatically advances to the finals. And since there were three of them only, all three of them got medals.

What the kitty got, you ask? The kitty lost to the green-belt comrade in an awesome Ippon (1 point).

Kitty Press Issue 17: "Lucky White Ranking Kitty?"

Kitty Status: Deteriorating soul makes this a happy dead kitty

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Kitty needs holidays too.

Issue 16: "When Kitties are Lazy..."

A one month gap is a bad thing.

Very bad.

So watch this for the fun of it before we proceed any further.





This is a really busy week. Three Japanese fairs are on now and the kitty is busy popping by them to get the best fishy deals. Kitty pics will surface in the next post!

Speaking of Japan... anyone interested to go to Japan at the end of September?! The kitty's Japanese Club has a number of mortals going. Our trip is roughly 85% confirmed and we will be booking our flight tickets soon. Care to join us? Let me know and I'll give you more information on where and what we will visit and see.

Ikan Koi, a.k.a. Esther will be here on sunday the 12th! Looking forward to being able to hang out with someone familiar.


Kitty Press Issue 16: "When Kitties are Lazy..."

Kitty Status: Very deprived of sleep and soul is worn out from living a boring life


*drinks green tea latte*

Kitty is floating to an imaginary temporary heaven.

Barely any time to do anything else nowadays.

Issue 15: "Happy Birthday Yumie! by the Kitty from Hell"

The kitty would love to be there for you. To share your kitty litter and steal your salmon-flavoured chow. To scare you with regular midnight talks of clowns and floor creaking. To hug you and run from your hugs. To tease you and drag you on dessert hunts. To ***CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED***.

Ahem.

The kitty is currently working on a gift for you while you wait another 6 months for your actual gift, so be patient! ^o^ It'll be placed here for the world to see just how much she misses you and how much you mean to her @_@

Happy Birthday!


Kitty Press Issue 15: "Happy Birthday Yumie! by the Kitty from Hell"

Kitty Status: Deprived of sleep and constantly in zombified states


I'll inform you when it is completed and update this post!

Don't steal my kitty blankie, kay?

ILU.

Issue 14: "Life; a Form of Energy?"

Energy cannot be destroyed. It can only be transfered from one form to another form, and the total amount of energy remains the same.

The kitty believes life is the same.

Just a random thought occured to her earlier. It starting with thoughts like "I'm not surprised that some people hate hearing others say they have no purpose in life and wish to kill themselves. It's unfair that people who have their full lives and health wish to die when people who don't struggle to live. Why can't those who wish to die give their life to those who want them so desperately?"

Then the kitty thought of the book it read last time, "The Five People You Meet in Heaven" by Mitch Albom.

Life's unfair, yes. But when you think about it, life applies the same theory as energy where it is transfered from one form to another. In anyone who loses their life, the kitty is sure that someone else will receive a little if not all of it. Like how a death can cause some to appreciate their lives more. Like how a death can indirectly cause another person to live without both parties knowing it at all.

So does that mean life is a form of energy?


Kitty Press Issue 14: "Life; a Form of Energy?"

Kitty Status: Dreaming in Lala Land thinking of random thoughts


Nostalgic Kitty.

Feed me.

Issue 13: "Kitty Changes to Come!"

The time approaches yet again as it does every year when it nears July. Cosfest (Cosplay Festival) 2009! The kitty has started on a costume, and hopefully it finishes by July 11th. The kitty is cosplaying...

*drum rolls*

.....

*drum rolls off the cliff*

There you go, she'll let you know next time ^o^

Changes approaching: short + dyed hairstyle
Spoilers: the character the kitty is doing is a male knight (Kitty's dream come true)

KITTY HENSHIN! *chases tail in circles*


Kitty Press Issue 13: " Kitty Changes to Come!"

Kitty Status: Has a bit of a life now, on two weeks holiday but the first week is no holiday at all @_@


KITTY HENSHIN!!! *chases tail in circles again*

*fur turns red*

*o*

Issue 12: "Happy Kitty Day"

Happy Kitty Day.

22nd and 23rd of May this year has been fun. On friday my idiotic boyfriend lured me unsuspectingly to level 1 of the first Engineering School block, where the lift opened to another bunch of idiots who yelled "Happy Birthday" so terribly I couldn't hear what they were saying.

.

The cake was strawberry shortcake @_@ from a bakery that sells Japanese desserts and pastries and nothing cheap D:

Strawberry Shortcake! TWO YEAR OLD KITTY.

A sight of heaven from hell D:

The kitty spent half the day on 23rd May in school conducting interviews. Then there was an awesome Judo training session where at the end the captain announced to everyone that it was my birthday and that after singing a song for me they would all get to redeem a free throw from me D: (thankfully none threw me @_@). Finally it was dinner with the kitty's brother at a french cuisine restaurant!

I want more desserts D:


Kitty Press Issue 12: "Happy Kitty Day"

Kitty Status: Not much reaction from having turned 20


Thank you everyone who wished me "Happy Birthday"! ILU

Thanks to Bulu for the entire post on me D: ILU

Issue 11: "Last Day in the 1x Age Category"

This is it. The time has arrived.

The kitty is moving into the 2x age category in less than a day. It is saddening that it has yet to feel that sense of satisfaction that it has done something of achievement in its short yet long life.

What has she been doing with her life? D:

She does not fancy being an adult.

Goodbye youth, hello hell.


Kitty Press Issue 11: "Last Day in the 1x Age Category"

Kitty Status: Body pains from Judo and not really looking forward to being 20


Into the "senior citizen" category I go? D:

No you.

ILU Mom, ILU Dad, ILU Bobop.

Issue 10: "Kitties are Aging!"

A cat's average lifespan is about 14 years.

A cat's maximum lifespan (domestic cat) is about 25 - 32 years.

The kitty can feel the end of the rope pulling as the kitty attended another Judo training today. How good it is to be young again @_@ The kitty had better start training up stamina and strength for better future randori (sparring) sessions. They can shorten your lifespan if you do not have enough stamina and strength to hold out till the end.

The dreadful "2x" approaches as the "19" slowly fades away.


Kitty Press Issue 10: "Kitties are Aging!"

Kitty Status: Bearing with occasional bones cracking and terrible hunger and thirst at 11.30pm @_@


Happy 20th Birthday Bunz. You're an adult now. Buy me cat food.

FOOD PLEASE D:


Cat Lifespan Reference: http://catwebsite.googlepages.com/cat-lifespan.htm

Issue 9: "Kitties Need Many SPARE TYRES!"

The kitty's MP supervisor asked us this the other day, "How many tyres does a car have?"

The kitty was the only one who answered "Five" while everyone else's answer was "Four".

Supervisor: That's right, a car normally has five tyres. Although they may not need it, drivers still carry the extra tyre everywhere they go without knowing when they would actually need it. This is the same with all of you. Although what you learn now you may not think would be applicable in the future, you may never know, some day you just might end up in a different path that requires skills you never thought you would ever use."


Kitty Press Issue 9: "Kitties Need Many SPARE TYRES!"

Kitty Status: Craving for a good massage and scratching, and lots of milk after Judo D:


Dear Owner, please buy me a scratching-post.

I shall work hard to get many spare tyres! Not spare tyres around the tummy =.=

Issue 8: "Say NO to Kitty Flu"

Swine flu is a serious issue worldwide. Swine flu is also a serious issue in Singapore.

But tell her WHY must we each have our OWN termometer in school?!

On monday, the kitty's school has set up temperature scanning locations for visitors to the school and those going into the library. Today, however, each individual school had its own scanning point around the entrance of the school. Naturally, Engineering School is the most awesome because we had a thermal scanner placed at the entrance and all we have to do is walk past, get a sticker and proceed on (other schools require students to queue up to manually take their temperatures >_>).

You might be wondering, "Why do we need our own termometers (brought to school every day) if we have such convenient facilities?"

Well, if you expected an answer from the kitty, she is sorry ._. She has no idea as to why that is either. All she knows is, termometers in pharmacies all around Singapore are currently sold out (the ones left are those selling for about $16.90).

The kitty had a total number of THREE temperature scans today. One during morning in school, one during afternoon in school, and the last was before entering the Judo dojo.


Kitty Press Issue 8: "Say NO to Kitty Flu"

Kitty Status: In love with Judo and enjoying temperature scans.


DO HUMANS SUSPECT THE KITTY HAS THAT FLU THAT BADLY?

My body aches. Yay.

Issue 7: "Mechanical Training 2/3 & 3/3"

"On monday the kitty completed both parts of the mechanical training and is now awaiting another mechanical training sometime next week or the week after.

Part 2 was learning how to use the work bench to deal with metal sheets (cutting, drilling, bending to form a pen box). Basically this was re-learning what the kitty had learned in Form 3 ("Kemahiran Hidup" D: Teacher Cindy a kitty in Singapore misses you @_@), except that this is metal and the equipments far more dangerous.

Part 3 taught us how to use the milling machine. The process was somewhat similar to the lathe machine. Instead of a bar of brass, we used a cube of metal. And we got to play with the vacuum when cleaning up D: *Member 4 vacuums teammates*

The kitty is starting to question its future sanity while working with this team. During lunch on thursday:

Member 4: Giraffe.
Member 6: (tries to pronounce giraffe)
Member 4: Aiya. I teach you how to say. You know G-string?
Kitty from Hell: @_@
Member 4: This one is G-bra.
Kitty from Hell: Zebra and giraffe is not the same D:

Inside project lab:

Member 4: Ehh. How to say that G-bra the line?
Kitty from Hell: What line? =.=
Member 4: That line *hands try to explain meaning*
Kitty from Hell: Zebra crossing?
Member 4: Ya! That one. G-bra crossing.
Kitty from Hell: @_@


Kitty Press Issue 7: "Mechanical Training 2/3 & 3/3"

Kitty Status: Happy to have an extra day of holiday and looking forward to drinking tonight D:


Russian song stuck in my head D:

Yelp me. Gimme back the sanity I never had.

Issue 6: "Kitty Judo is Love"

*bows before entering*

The kitty has attended its first Judo training today (tuesday) from 7pm to 9pm at a dojo. The kitty was taught techniques to break falls, hold people and prevent them from escaping, and to throw someone down onto the floor D:

It was really good and there's this satisfying feeling of content and peace at the end of the training. The kitty has a stiff back and muscles now though ._. *stretches and rips fur-coat* The thought of having to throw someone down onto the floor for the first time in the kitty's life and risk injuring the person was scary. But its training partner was pretty sporting (she's a Malaysian from Melaka D: what's with the overload of Malaysians recently in the kitty's life ._.) and the kitty didn't injure her... much @_@

The kitty is looking forward to the training on saturday afternoon! She'll get to wear her gi for the first time ^^ and perhaps finally properly experience a thorough back pain/ exhaustion session the next day!


Kitty Press Issue 6: "Kitty Judo is Love"

Kitty Status: Joyful back pain and sleepy! *drinks milk*


My only regret now is that I did not join Judo earlier. It's depressing to know I only have one year to learn this awesome martial arts.

*bows before leaving*

Mechanical training 2/3 and 3/3 is done but I'll report it when I upload the pictures from my phone.

ILU Lord Mochi-ness. Take care in India.

Issue 5: "Mechanical Training Part 1/3"

Scheduled on our MP milestone was supposedly a Motion Training on friday afternoon. It was cancelled. Didn't really make a difference, because the kitty's awesome supervisor booked us Mechanical Training for extra knowledge. On to the mechanical workshop!

Ahem! Before the kitty continues, let her give a brief explanation on her MP groupmates. We consist of two groups, each initially working on a separate project then finishing to complete the bigger project (her team's). Some introduction is due (false names are used to protect their identity D:), with little bits of information:

Team 1:
Member 1 (Leader) - Singaporean, male
Member 2 - Myanmar sudent (don't know that word ._.), male
Member 3 - Kitty from Hell, female D:

Team 2:
Member 4 (Leader) - Malaysian, male
Member 5 - Singaporean, male
Member 6 - China student ("chinese" seems weird to say), male

Safety goggles + final product (small metal bit)

This training consists of us learning how to use the lathe machine to cut a bar of brass. During our introductory explanation to using the machine, Member 4 interrupts the TSO (Technical Support Officer).

Member 4: Bra?
TSO: Not bra. It's bra-ss (emphasizes double "s").
Member 4: A LOT of bras.

The training was awesome. We got to cut and smoothen the brass, drill a hole, and shape it somewhat similar to a bullet. TSO: "If you bring this through airport security they'll arrest you even though it is not a real bullet."

After the training, we headed for lunch (4pm) and returned back to our MP project lab. Then Member 6 started practicing his english with Member 4's help.

Member 4: Rectangular.
Member 6: (replies meaning in chinese).
Kitty from Hell: Isn't that simple? =.=
Member 6: Ya.
Member 4: Your english that good, I test you the level 10 question (hardest in book). Epidermic?
Kitty from Hell: I release a virus in Singapore and infect everyone. Epidermic ._.
Member 4: (tests a few more). Wah. If I have half your english I happy already.
Member 6: You understand him?
Kitty from Hell: He means that he'll be happy if he had half my english knowledge? Let me ask you a question this time ._.
Member 4: Okay.
Kitty from Hell: Mahogany.
Member 4: (throws in ridiculous guesses).
Kitty from Hell: Its a reddish-brown colour. Like his pants *points at Member 6's pants*
Member 4: Okay, okay. I test you a VERY hard one. Mongonese!
Everyone: *stares at Member 4*
Kitty from Hell: I admit I don't know what's that ._.
Member 5: *looks at book Member 4 is holding while Member 4 laughs in victory* You mean... Mongolian?
Everyone: ... (5 seconds silence).
Kitty from Hell: WTH?!


Kitty Press Issue 5: "Mechanical Training Part 1/3"

Kitty Status: Wanting more break and less instantaneous sleeping conditions after MP clock-out. Traumatised by "Mongonese".


The best part of the mechanical training is the safety goggles. It was so cool to wear them and act like some kind of superhero! *freshmen walks past workshop and stares at a kitty brandishing a bar of metal"

THE KITTY HAS ACQUIRED THE KNOWLEDGE TO MAKE BULLETS. BEWARE WORLD.

Mongonese D:

Issue 4: "Instant Life?"

The kitty's MP supervisor said this today, "... everyone will want you to do things fast; instant. They'll keep demanding and you have to instantly produce the results. What to do? Now you have instant noodles, instant coffee, and so your life also has to be instant."

D:

He was not kidding ._.


Kitty Press Issue 4: "Instant Life?"

Kitty Status: Dying of boredom in MP project lab. Give my gaming hours D:


Can I have instant kitty-summoning? So I can flood the world with kitties?

Issue 3: "Ragnarok Online: Strike of Fate"

This could not have been a mere coincidence.

A little about the gaming kitty:

The kitty is a Ragnarok Online addict. It plays as a High Priest (refuse to change to Arch Bishop?); in-game username: Viana, on a mid-rate server; EssenceRO, where it currently is in a WoE (War of Emperium) guild; The Creed.

A week ago... After an awesome WoE session, the kitty was in the town of Geffen running about and talking with its guildmates. Then another guildmate who the kitty never really talked to appeared and started talking to another guildmate who was apparently her real life friend. They were from the UK.

Then talks about them wanting to tour Asia again for their holiday (using public chat so everyone could see). Then it specified to South East Asia.

This was roughly how the conversation went (can't remember the precise words):

Viana: Which part of South East Asia?
RachelW: Malaysia. I'm a Malaysian.
Viana: I'm a Malaysian too D: Which part?
RachelW: Sabahan.
Viana: D:
RachelW: KK
Viana: @_@
RachelW: Which school were you from?
Viana: SFC o.o
RachelW: o.o Graduated which year?
Viana: 2006.
RachelW: You know Regina they all?
Viana: O:

She's not Rachel Wong if some of you are thinking that (I did >_>). She couldn't think of a username and she was chatting to Rachel at the time she was making her character and so... yea. Such a surprise. She had apparently attended Institute Sinaran with Serena, Regina, Dai Dai, Tuffy they all and knew Rachel Wong because she was from All Saints. Then she stalked the kitty by asking Serena what the kitty was like D:

How in the world did the kitty spend so many WoE-ing session alongside her, having buffed her so many times, and not realize this?


Kitty Press Issue 3: "Ragnarok Online: Strike of Fate"

Kitty Status: Back from Week Zero Orientation Camp and still very high - "BOOM AH AH AH AH BOOM BOOM AH!"


Meeting someone you indirectly know is such a surprising event on an online game. This couldn't have been a mere coincidence, right?

Issue 2: "Life's same applications?"

"The difference in programming to move a big or small motor is just a matter of adaptation. The program used is still the same codes." The kitty's Major Project (MP) supervisor said this today. Another example he gave was, in driving, whether you drive a small car or a lorry, it's the same. You turn counter-clockwise to turn left and clockwise to turn right. You step the same pedal to brake and the same pedal to accelerate. The difference lies in the adaptation. Adaptation to driving a bigger or smaller vehicle.

So the kitty says, whether we live or die, it's still the same. We still hope, dream, and life goes on. There's just the adaptation issue of our hearts stopping and not being able to breathe ._. but we'll adapt when the time comes o(^^)O



Kitty Press Issue 2: "Life's same applications?"

Kitty Status: Watching Digimon Adventure and wishing the kitty-owner a happy birthday.



"Happy Birthday Faith!" ILU.

Issue 1: "You know you've played too much L4D when..."

Seeing a group of infected *ahem!* "people", make me instantly drop my right arm and feel about my belt. "Where is that darn pipebomb??" How about guns? I can still shoot them right? Where's my double pistol?! Let me kill them. I said LET ME KILL THEM INFECTED!

"Do I look like one of them?!" - Louis

Left 4 Dead Intro Movie

Kitty Press Issue 1: "You know you've played too much L4D when..."

Kitty Status: Bored and wanting to play Left 4 Dead (L4D)

This Kitty Press Issue is a short one, with a kitty-litter full of videos to show the current state the kitty is in. Major Project is beginning, and Kitty Press is officially launched ._. RELOADING!

Left 4 Dead Parody - The Witch

Left 4 Dead Parody - Left 4 Lol

Left 4 Dead - Bill Rapes Louis D: