Thursday, August 16, 2012

Issue 24 : "Kitties Were Meant to Rule Humans."

The kitty has been a slave to human labour for almost two years. These two years have been tough, but kitties cherish all their memories; learning how to use a litter, ripping apart the owner's best carpet, stealing the uncooked fish from the kitc- well, you get the point :3

Two years of work can teach one many things. For a freshly-graduated kitty, it was a glimpse into life in the future. The life of an adult working to serve society; for money, family, and survival. That little glimpse (two years is little when you compare it to your whole life ahead) showed enough for this kitty to realize that it was not a good future.

Kitties do not want to work for leeches who do not appreciate how sharp our claws are (we can rip your curtains out!).

Kitties do not want to marry their jobs. A life with no "life" is not a life.

Kitties want to be enslaved to a job that they would love to do for their entire life ahead (and not be bored by it).

The most important thing actually, is that kitties realized the *** industry is in fact a dying industry. This is what brought about the change in the degree :3

Kitty Press Issue 24 : "Kitties Were Meant to Rule Humans."

Kitty Status : Sleepy and excited to study!

The kitty needs to get back that sense of furry journalism.

University life, be ready for this raging kitty!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Issue 23 : "Endless Journey of Daily Routines?"

Recently the kitty has been pondering much about life. It could be the depression, or perhaps just because the kitty has too much free time to think.

This kitty has a really bad habit of questioning the purpose of life.

What lies in the future after graduation and securing a job?

Every day is the same old routine. Waking up to an alarm or two at about 5.30am and preparing for work, getting out to get a bus at 6.30am, and travelling for roughly 40 minutes before reaching work around 7.40am. And then the journey home is the same process. Oh, what about this? Well, there's just the little problem that this routine would probably continue for the next ten to twenty years of our life? Or worse, more.

Is money all humans and kitties live for? Money to live a life of routine, money to raise a family, and money to carry to the grave?

Perhaps we find meaning in life by having something to do? Perhaps we feel like a part of society by contributing to it?

Of course, this might just be a kitty's depression speaking. The depression of being alone in a foreign country without our loved ones to share the joys of life with. Some may feel that a life of routine is perfectly fine.

But what about a solitary life of routine?

A life and future knowing that you will never be able to see your loved ones often? A life with nothing to look forward to at the end of each working day? A life with so little to look forward to?

Where is the meaning in such a life?

Kitty Press Issue 23 : "Endless Journey of Daily Routines?"

Kitty Status : Depressed and bored.

There's a kitty from hell living an endless journey of daily routines.

Won't you place a road block somewhere?

I miss you all, thanks for taking the time to listen to my written rant

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Issue 22 : "Shotas and Sports"

Last sunday was a good day. A day of trouble, sports, and lost cash; but nevertheless still a good day.

The supposed beginning of this day looked something like this:
6.00AM - Kitty rise and shine, get ready.
7.00AM - Leave home, take bus to MRT station, and take a MRT for roughly 45 mins to meet-up destination.
8.00AM - Reach bus interchange (located halfway across Singapore from where the kitty stays) and meet up with everyone before going to the Japanese Association of Singapore (JAS) Sports Carnival.
8.30AM - Reach JAS Sports Carnival location.

The first problem of the day struck when a SMS came in at 5.30AM asking if the kitty was awake. You might wonder, what is the problem with that? Well, there is the little problem with the kitty's handphone - Sony Erickson W660i model - where the battery is loose and sometimes with even just a light tap, the phone would switch off. Yes, the alarm works even if the phone is switched off. But not if the battery is disconnected - which is apparently what the kitty's phone believes is happening to itself, the poor fellow.

So the kitty's beginning of the day was this instead:
8.00AM - Woke up to room brightly lit by sunlight and panicked.
8.15AM - Switched on phone and got bombarded by SMSes and phone calls from others who were late and asking who had already reached.
8.30AM - Panicked and rushed to get ready.
8.50AM - Left home and took cab halfway across Singapore.
9.20AM - Reached meet-up location and picked up someone else who was late.
9.30AM - Reached JAS Sports Carnival location (total cab fare cost the kitty $19 WTF ASDF).

The kitty took part in 4/16 events for the sports carnival, in which our club was only offered participation for 8/16 of the events.

Event 3 - 7-legged Race

The kitty took part in Events 5, 6, 7, and 16. Event 5 was the 800m run for females only, and because it rained earlier, the ground had puddles and were muddy. Urgh her pretty white shoes- I mean, paws D: Here is where the next problem struck. It is advisory for a kitty who has had nothing to eat or drink the whole day to not run in such events. Halfway through the run the kitty was already light-headed and her whole body was numb from lack of blood circulation. And if you notice the numbers of the events, you would know that the kitty participated in three events continuously one after another.

So immediately after the 800m run, the kitty hurried back for Event 6, which was the rice-lifting event. The kitty was given a 25kg bag of rice, and was required to lift it above her head with both arms completely straight. And immediately after that was Event 7, the Swedish relay. The relay requires 5 participants, with at least one female, to run the following distances: 50m - 50 - 100m - 150m - 200m. The kitty was the second runner (50m), and did not bad when it was her turn. But we fell to last place when the fourth runner, who is non other than the idiot this kitty used to date, dropped the baton when receiving from the third runner.

... sigh.

Lunch : Salmon Bento


Thankfully after this event, the kitty was finally fed and watered with an awesome salmon bento and 100 Plus. And then the final event was the Anpan race, which actually translates to "Red-bean bun race". Basically, the red-bean bun is hanged with its wrapper clipped and attached to a long string. A long pole would have about 10 buns hanging from it at different height lengths. When the race starts, we are to run to the pole, bite the corner of a bun wrapper until it is free from the clip, then run to the finish line. The faster you are, you can choose the shorter-length buns >:


The kitty's prizes :D

Wait, did you think this was all there was to the sports carnival?

Of course not.

The kitty proudly declares that she is a shotacon. (Go google it, the kitty refuses to be a search tool).


In between the events, the kitty was actively running around with her camera snapping pictures despite the rain. The shotas she caught was entirely worth it. Some lolis were caught on film too but she refuses to post them here. Only four pictures here, the rest of the picture can be found on the kitty's facebook account (when it is uploaded).

Oh yes, the day is not over yet. But let's leave the next part for some other time, because the kitty's bed is calling out to her.


Kitty Press Issue 22 : "Shotas and Sports"

Kitty Status : Unemployed and thirsty.


I love Kensei, I want him to be my son. He is perhaps the most adorable boy in the world.

Another interesting quote from Crazy Inn: "Anger is only one letter short of danger."


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Issue 21 : "Weakness and Strength Defined"

Every living being has their own views and definition of weakness. Be it based on the common definition, or a definition derived from past experiences in one's life. The common definition of "weakness" from Google can be found by going to their page, and typing "weakness" in the search bar.

... What, were you expecting the kitty to search it for you?! The kitty is not a SEARCH TOOL 8D

Anyways, the kitty is prepared to be flamed and nuked after this issue with the disagreement of its readers' views. This is the kitty's personal definition of weakness, and from it, the definition of strength:

Attaining happiness is like opening the gateway to a pretty, dreamy land full of weaknesses. With happiness comes the risk of having something to lose, worry, and care about. And the happiness eventually becomes one's greatest weakness. As the kitty believes is the same as for almost every living being, the people we love and are closest to are the ones capable of hurting us the most. Because of our trust in, and love for them, any little gesture that normally does not affect us when done by others, hurts a million times more when done by them.

Strength, from the previous definition of weakness, is of course - suffering, misfortune, and generally anything bad we would not want in life. The kitty believes that suffering makes one stronger. When one suffers and have no happiness, one has nothing to lose, and most misfortune cannot possibly hurt them more than the amount of pain they currently bear.

That's easy for the kitty to say. But in truth gaining strength from suffering is a lot harder than it sounds. For those who never heard of it, when the kitty first set foot in this foreign land, the first two weeks of living here alone, with no friends, no one to talk to, no support except by phone and voice, was insanely painful and everyday passed accompanied by tears and at the brink of breaking down. But the change that came after that was priceless. Here's the answer to those who have been telling and feeling that the kitty changed after landing on this foreign land.

So does the kitty mean to tell the readers that they should not have happiness and and suffer to be strong? Nothing of that sort. This is just the personal opinion and view of a furry kitty wandering lost in hell. The goal? For the readers to understand this kitty better. To understand the things this kitty tend to do and the reason behind them.

To the kitty's special cuddle buddies, Yumie-chan, Ain-chan, Faith-chan, Kiki-chan, being in a foreign land and seeing you only once a year is suffering enough. You are her happiness, one she would never give up on, and she is willing to suffer the abscence of you in her life, so you will forever be her strength. Priceless as her life itself and she will never let you go.

Yes, this is a love confession <3

Kitty Press Issue 21 : "Weakness and Strength Defined"

Kitty Status : Lonely and bored.

This is an interesting quote I encountered from a game on Facebook called "Crazy Inn" : "Love is like photos. Needs a lot of time in a dark room to develop."


Issue 20 : "Return from the Grave... Perhaps?"

If the previous one month gap was bad, what about the current near-nine month gap? :D So much has happened, too much for one kitty to say alone. Perhaps little updates and kitty snacks?

The kitty is now 21 years of age.

The kitty is currently a yellow-ranked judoka, in possesion of three medals (two silvers and one bronze).

The kitty has graduated with a Diploma in Electronics Engineering.

The kitty has failed to enter university and will be looking for, and starting a full-time job very soon.

The kitty feels a change of personality in its little furry body.

The kitty hungry.

The kitty is bored.

The kitty is going off-topic.

Kitty snacks for you? :D

The kitty proposes an interesting suggestion to its loyal and faithful readers. Since the kitty sometimes if not often run out of topics to post about, why not you suggest one to the kitty. For example what you would want to know about the kitty, current updates you want on the kitty, etc. Just drop them in the litterbox- ahem, chatbox here --->>

Do drop a notice for the lazy kitty if it forgets the existence of her litterbox- ahem, blog again.

Kitty Press Issue 20 : "Return from the Grave... Perhaps?"

Kitty Status : Somewhat depressed and bored.

The kitty loves soft blankets, kitty snacks, and you <3