Issue 7: "Mechanical Training 2/3 & 3/3"

"On monday the kitty completed both parts of the mechanical training and is now awaiting another mechanical training sometime next week or the week after.

Part 2 was learning how to use the work bench to deal with metal sheets (cutting, drilling, bending to form a pen box). Basically this was re-learning what the kitty had learned in Form 3 ("Kemahiran Hidup" D: Teacher Cindy a kitty in Singapore misses you @_@), except that this is metal and the equipments far more dangerous.

Part 3 taught us how to use the milling machine. The process was somewhat similar to the lathe machine. Instead of a bar of brass, we used a cube of metal. And we got to play with the vacuum when cleaning up D: *Member 4 vacuums teammates*

The kitty is starting to question its future sanity while working with this team. During lunch on thursday:

Member 4: Giraffe.
Member 6: (tries to pronounce giraffe)
Member 4: Aiya. I teach you how to say. You know G-string?
Kitty from Hell: @_@
Member 4: This one is G-bra.
Kitty from Hell: Zebra and giraffe is not the same D:

Inside project lab:

Member 4: Ehh. How to say that G-bra the line?
Kitty from Hell: What line? =.=
Member 4: That line *hands try to explain meaning*
Kitty from Hell: Zebra crossing?
Member 4: Ya! That one. G-bra crossing.
Kitty from Hell: @_@


Kitty Press Issue 7: "Mechanical Training 2/3 & 3/3"

Kitty Status: Happy to have an extra day of holiday and looking forward to drinking tonight D:


Russian song stuck in my head D:

Yelp me. Gimme back the sanity I never had.

Issue 6: "Kitty Judo is Love"

*bows before entering*

The kitty has attended its first Judo training today (tuesday) from 7pm to 9pm at a dojo. The kitty was taught techniques to break falls, hold people and prevent them from escaping, and to throw someone down onto the floor D:

It was really good and there's this satisfying feeling of content and peace at the end of the training. The kitty has a stiff back and muscles now though ._. *stretches and rips fur-coat* The thought of having to throw someone down onto the floor for the first time in the kitty's life and risk injuring the person was scary. But its training partner was pretty sporting (she's a Malaysian from Melaka D: what's with the overload of Malaysians recently in the kitty's life ._.) and the kitty didn't injure her... much @_@

The kitty is looking forward to the training on saturday afternoon! She'll get to wear her gi for the first time ^^ and perhaps finally properly experience a thorough back pain/ exhaustion session the next day!


Kitty Press Issue 6: "Kitty Judo is Love"

Kitty Status: Joyful back pain and sleepy! *drinks milk*


My only regret now is that I did not join Judo earlier. It's depressing to know I only have one year to learn this awesome martial arts.

*bows before leaving*

Mechanical training 2/3 and 3/3 is done but I'll report it when I upload the pictures from my phone.

ILU Lord Mochi-ness. Take care in India.

Issue 5: "Mechanical Training Part 1/3"

Scheduled on our MP milestone was supposedly a Motion Training on friday afternoon. It was cancelled. Didn't really make a difference, because the kitty's awesome supervisor booked us Mechanical Training for extra knowledge. On to the mechanical workshop!

Ahem! Before the kitty continues, let her give a brief explanation on her MP groupmates. We consist of two groups, each initially working on a separate project then finishing to complete the bigger project (her team's). Some introduction is due (false names are used to protect their identity D:), with little bits of information:

Team 1:
Member 1 (Leader) - Singaporean, male
Member 2 - Myanmar sudent (don't know that word ._.), male
Member 3 - Kitty from Hell, female D:

Team 2:
Member 4 (Leader) - Malaysian, male
Member 5 - Singaporean, male
Member 6 - China student ("chinese" seems weird to say), male

Safety goggles + final product (small metal bit)

This training consists of us learning how to use the lathe machine to cut a bar of brass. During our introductory explanation to using the machine, Member 4 interrupts the TSO (Technical Support Officer).

Member 4: Bra?
TSO: Not bra. It's bra-ss (emphasizes double "s").
Member 4: A LOT of bras.

The training was awesome. We got to cut and smoothen the brass, drill a hole, and shape it somewhat similar to a bullet. TSO: "If you bring this through airport security they'll arrest you even though it is not a real bullet."

After the training, we headed for lunch (4pm) and returned back to our MP project lab. Then Member 6 started practicing his english with Member 4's help.

Member 4: Rectangular.
Member 6: (replies meaning in chinese).
Kitty from Hell: Isn't that simple? =.=
Member 6: Ya.
Member 4: Your english that good, I test you the level 10 question (hardest in book). Epidermic?
Kitty from Hell: I release a virus in Singapore and infect everyone. Epidermic ._.
Member 4: (tests a few more). Wah. If I have half your english I happy already.
Member 6: You understand him?
Kitty from Hell: He means that he'll be happy if he had half my english knowledge? Let me ask you a question this time ._.
Member 4: Okay.
Kitty from Hell: Mahogany.
Member 4: (throws in ridiculous guesses).
Kitty from Hell: Its a reddish-brown colour. Like his pants *points at Member 6's pants*
Member 4: Okay, okay. I test you a VERY hard one. Mongonese!
Everyone: *stares at Member 4*
Kitty from Hell: I admit I don't know what's that ._.
Member 5: *looks at book Member 4 is holding while Member 4 laughs in victory* You mean... Mongolian?
Everyone: ... (5 seconds silence).
Kitty from Hell: WTH?!


Kitty Press Issue 5: "Mechanical Training Part 1/3"

Kitty Status: Wanting more break and less instantaneous sleeping conditions after MP clock-out. Traumatised by "Mongonese".


The best part of the mechanical training is the safety goggles. It was so cool to wear them and act like some kind of superhero! *freshmen walks past workshop and stares at a kitty brandishing a bar of metal"

THE KITTY HAS ACQUIRED THE KNOWLEDGE TO MAKE BULLETS. BEWARE WORLD.

Mongonese D:

Issue 4: "Instant Life?"

The kitty's MP supervisor said this today, "... everyone will want you to do things fast; instant. They'll keep demanding and you have to instantly produce the results. What to do? Now you have instant noodles, instant coffee, and so your life also has to be instant."

D:

He was not kidding ._.


Kitty Press Issue 4: "Instant Life?"

Kitty Status: Dying of boredom in MP project lab. Give my gaming hours D:


Can I have instant kitty-summoning? So I can flood the world with kitties?

Issue 3: "Ragnarok Online: Strike of Fate"

This could not have been a mere coincidence.

A little about the gaming kitty:

The kitty is a Ragnarok Online addict. It plays as a High Priest (refuse to change to Arch Bishop?); in-game username: Viana, on a mid-rate server; EssenceRO, where it currently is in a WoE (War of Emperium) guild; The Creed.

A week ago... After an awesome WoE session, the kitty was in the town of Geffen running about and talking with its guildmates. Then another guildmate who the kitty never really talked to appeared and started talking to another guildmate who was apparently her real life friend. They were from the UK.

Then talks about them wanting to tour Asia again for their holiday (using public chat so everyone could see). Then it specified to South East Asia.

This was roughly how the conversation went (can't remember the precise words):

Viana: Which part of South East Asia?
RachelW: Malaysia. I'm a Malaysian.
Viana: I'm a Malaysian too D: Which part?
RachelW: Sabahan.
Viana: D:
RachelW: KK
Viana: @_@
RachelW: Which school were you from?
Viana: SFC o.o
RachelW: o.o Graduated which year?
Viana: 2006.
RachelW: You know Regina they all?
Viana: O:

She's not Rachel Wong if some of you are thinking that (I did >_>). She couldn't think of a username and she was chatting to Rachel at the time she was making her character and so... yea. Such a surprise. She had apparently attended Institute Sinaran with Serena, Regina, Dai Dai, Tuffy they all and knew Rachel Wong because she was from All Saints. Then she stalked the kitty by asking Serena what the kitty was like D:

How in the world did the kitty spend so many WoE-ing session alongside her, having buffed her so many times, and not realize this?


Kitty Press Issue 3: "Ragnarok Online: Strike of Fate"

Kitty Status: Back from Week Zero Orientation Camp and still very high - "BOOM AH AH AH AH BOOM BOOM AH!"


Meeting someone you indirectly know is such a surprising event on an online game. This couldn't have been a mere coincidence, right?

Issue 2: "Life's same applications?"

"The difference in programming to move a big or small motor is just a matter of adaptation. The program used is still the same codes." The kitty's Major Project (MP) supervisor said this today. Another example he gave was, in driving, whether you drive a small car or a lorry, it's the same. You turn counter-clockwise to turn left and clockwise to turn right. You step the same pedal to brake and the same pedal to accelerate. The difference lies in the adaptation. Adaptation to driving a bigger or smaller vehicle.

So the kitty says, whether we live or die, it's still the same. We still hope, dream, and life goes on. There's just the adaptation issue of our hearts stopping and not being able to breathe ._. but we'll adapt when the time comes o(^^)O



Kitty Press Issue 2: "Life's same applications?"

Kitty Status: Watching Digimon Adventure and wishing the kitty-owner a happy birthday.



"Happy Birthday Faith!" ILU.

Issue 1: "You know you've played too much L4D when..."

Seeing a group of infected *ahem!* "people", make me instantly drop my right arm and feel about my belt. "Where is that darn pipebomb??" How about guns? I can still shoot them right? Where's my double pistol?! Let me kill them. I said LET ME KILL THEM INFECTED!

"Do I look like one of them?!" - Louis

Left 4 Dead Intro Movie

Kitty Press Issue 1: "You know you've played too much L4D when..."

Kitty Status: Bored and wanting to play Left 4 Dead (L4D)

This Kitty Press Issue is a short one, with a kitty-litter full of videos to show the current state the kitty is in. Major Project is beginning, and Kitty Press is officially launched ._. RELOADING!

Left 4 Dead Parody - The Witch

Left 4 Dead Parody - Left 4 Lol

Left 4 Dead - Bill Rapes Louis D: